"I wish I could do something about this. But I can't. But I can promise you two things. One: I'll always look this good. Two: I'll never give up on you... ever. " -- Hellboy
"She's not naked. She's holding a gun... strategically." -- Richard Castle, Little Girl Lost
Let's try this again. Instead of trying to be a portrait artist (which I'm not) I went and drew Ms. Johansson's likeness the way I do most images based on real people; not trying to.