"I don't get it. He's into you and you're determined not to give into these feelings that you clearly have for him. So he fantasizes about you through his writing. It is literally verbal masturbation." -- Natalie Rhodes, Castle Season 3 episode "Nikki Heat"
"I wish I could do something about this. But I can't. But I can promise you two things. One: I'll always look this good. Two: I'll never give up on you... ever. " -- Hellboy